taking the metric system waaay too far

Ok, yeah, we know that a meter is supposed to be one ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the pole, and nice factors of ten, whatever, blah, blah, but this is so very, very wrong.  They're eggs, not hot-dogs, dammit

 

Crazy shit.  But they screwed themselves.  The half-size carton contains six eggs, 'cause five would make a lopsided carton.

On the other hand, another sign that I'm living in paradise here.  They have regularly have two flavors of ketchup.  Take that Heinz "57 Varieties"

Łagodny is sweet, like barbecue sauce.  Pikantny is slightly spicier than ours ("piquant").